Oh, shit! Did I really just say that? Yeah, welcome to Not Every Witch, where we don’t hold back. This isn’t your sugarcoated, surface-level witchery – this is the real deal, with plenty of caffeine and maybe a few slip-ups along the way.
In this quick preview, I fumble through my introduction (because who needs to be perfect, right?) and give you a taste of what’s to come: unfiltered, no-nonsense witchcraft with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Expect laughs, mistakes, and plenty of moments where the universe seems like it’s trolling us. Oh, and did I mention Mercury retrograde? Yeah, I’m over it too.
From balancing crystals on your forehead only to have them smack you in the face, to crushing herbs for 20 minutes straight and realizing you now smell like patchouli for the rest of the week – you’re doing witchcraft right if it’s a little messy. Trust me, there’s magic in the chaos.
So, what can you expect? Fun. A lot of fun. I’ve got over 20 years of experience (yes, I’m old as fuck), and we’re going to dive deep into all things witchy. Tarot, cosmic upheaval, personal growth, and everything in between – no topic is off-limits. And yeah, you’ll definitely laugh along the way because bloopers are a given.
Mark your calendars, witches – Not Every Witch kicks off under the Full Moon in Aries on October 17th. You won’t want to miss it. Trust me.
Subscribe now and get ready to stir that cauldron of cosmic truth.
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